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I got this today as a "spam" email, I rather liked the content so I thought I'd use it.

A good friend of mine, Rickey Helsel asked me to give him a hand with his meta tags... Title, Description and Keywords Tags.

Here is the 5 minute run down...

 Rickey:  Keywords: Rickey Helsel, Rickey, Sprint, Sprint Wireless, Venice, Venice Wireless, Sprint Venice, Florida Sprint, Sprint Android, Android Phone, Android App, Rickey Android, Pittsburgh Steelers, Sprint News, Android News, Steelers News, Steelers Blog, Sprint Blog, Venice Blog, Android Blog, Steelers News
 me:  I see a lot of keyword repitition...  That is not a good thing.
 Rickey:  Any suggestions?
 me:  I will work them quickly for you and send you something that will be good. Give me 3 minutes to finish up order maintenance and i will do it for you.
 Rickey:  Ok.
Meta Desc: RickeyHelsel.com - Your home for Google Android, Sprint, Venice Wireless, Pittsburgh Steelers, Product Reviews and other musings by Rickey Helsel
 Sent at 2:27 PM on Tuesday
 me:  <title>Rickey Helsels blogs and news about Venice Florida Sprint Wireless, Android and Pittsburg Steelers< /title>
or
<title>Rickey Helsel blogs and news about Venice Florida Sprint Wireless, Android and Pittsburg Steelers< /title>
I like #2 better... do not use ' in titles...
<meta name="keywords" content="rickey helsel, Sprint Wireless, Venice Wire less, Sprint dealer Venice, Florida Sprints dealers, Sprint Android, Android Phone, Android App, Rickey Android, Pittsburgh Steelers, Sprint News, Android News, Steelers News, Steelers Blog, Venice sprint wireless blog, google android Blog, steelers News" />
 Rickey:  So that should be the desc?
Gotcha.
 me:  no
disregard the kw set I just sent, I sent the wrong one.
The first thing I sent is title, I will send the txt file to you to check out.
 Sent at 2:42 PM on Tuesday
 me:  <title>Rickey Helsel blogs and news about Venice Florida Sprint Wireless, Android and Pittsburg Steelers< /title>

<meta name="keywords" content="rickey helsel, sprint wireless dealers info, Venice sprint dealer wire less, florida sprints dealers, sprint android phone app information, Rickey Android news, Steelers Blog, Venice sprint wireless blogs, google android blogs, pittsburgh steelers news" />

<meta name="description" content="Rickey Helsel blogs about Venice Florida Sprint Wireless dealers, Google Android Sprint phones and Apps, News about Pittsburgh Steelers and More random rants" />
 Sent at 2:47 PM on Tuesday
 me:  I sent the set to your email.
 Rickey:  Thanks!
 me:  You are welcome homey.
 Sent at 2:54 PM on Tuesday
 

I am sure you all have gone through hell trying to talk to a live person and always get frustrated because you can't talk to a real person. I found a partial list and decided to add my two cents worth to it. This cheat sheet will assist you in fetting through the voice prompt nightmare and actually speak to a live person.

:)

Bypass IVRS - Talk to a real person - cheatsheet

Ever wish you could get a real person on the phone? We've got a cheatsheet that tells you how!

Please wait for a site operator to respond ... 

Operator Howard @ TopSEO.net has joined the chat. 

76.79.190.76:  Natalie 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  Hello, how can we assist you today? 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  Are you there? 

76.79.190.76:  I am trying to download the free list of emails but it's telling me I can't until I pay? 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  Ok, simply select paypal as a payment, and checkout. You will not be required to pay. The list is free. 

76.79.190.76:  That's what I thought ok...we were wondering if you have any company emails? We are a wholesale company and need retailer emails, do you guys have that? 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  Certainly! We have many business email lists, one moment while I take a look... 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  Ok, one of the lists we have up now is http://www.topseo.net/buy-email-address-lists/prodView.asp?idproduct=43 business and investing...  

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  I will email the product development team and ask that they compile a "business" list and get it live on the site. This usually happens within 12-24 hours. 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  Would you like us to email you when the new lists are live? 

76.79.190.76:  Well were a clothing company so I'm not sure if that would be the right emails, we don't need any investors. What kind of business emails are they, like in what industry? 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  Oh, I mis understood.  

76.79.190.76:  And how much would it cost and for how many emails would we get 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  Please tell me what you are looking for. Define "company" emails please. 

76.79.190.76:  Well we are a fashion wholesale company so we would need retailers, buyers, and other fashion industry emails. Do you have anything like that? 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  Certainly. 

76.79.190.76:  Is that something that is already prepared or would that be something that would need to be compiled? 

76.79.190.76:  Also how many emails would we get and for how much? 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  We will compile clothing retailers list, you can purchase any of the shopping lists here: http://www.topseo.net/buy-email-address-lists/prodList.asp?idCategory=78 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  If you look at that page, you will see some nice opt in lists. There are prices and counts of email addresses you get for the price. 

76.79.190.76:  So the clothing retailers list, those are customer emails from retail stores? 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  No, not only customers from store, we will have store's emails along with interested customers. 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  Would you like me to send the request through to product development and have them email you when the list is live on the website? 

76.79.190.76:  Oh ok so that would be on all the shoppping lists? 

76.79.190.76:  Yeah go ahead and have them email me when it's ready to go 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  No, the shopping lists are separate products. We will add a new product to the site that is what you are looking for. If you want to purchase it, you are more than welcome to. Each product is it's own list of targeted, categorized emails. 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  What is your email address please? 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  What email address would you like us to mail the product notification to please? 

76.79.190.76:  xxx@cxxxxxxx.com 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  Fantastic! Do you have any more questions or concerns that I can assist you with Natalie? 

Please wait for a site operator to respond ... 

Operator Howard @ TopSEO.net has joined the chat. 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  Hello, how can I assist you today? 

76.79.190.76:  Hey Howard it's Natalie again apparently my boss wants emails to film studios too 

76.79.190.76:  Do you guys have any lists like that? 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  Hi Natalie. 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  Give me just a moment, let me have a look... 

76.79.190.76:  OK thanks 

Howard @ TopSEO.net:  We do not have film studio email lists on site, but a  request was put in last night for film studtios, producers, etc. Would you like to be notified of that list when it is live as well? 

Please wait for a site operator to respond ... 

Operator Tim @ TopSEO.net has joined the chat. 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Hello, how can I help you today? 

66.90.75.96:  thanks 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  You are welcome. 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Is there something I can assist you with today? 

66.90.75.96:  i want to buy email list and i will like to buy it with my credit card how can i do tht please? 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Due to the high volume of fraud, we only accept paypal payments. You can pay securely through paypal, simply add the credit card to your paypal account 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Where are you located? 

66.90.75.96:  i do hv one but i hv not add my credit on it 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Ok, that is not a problem. When you check out through our site, thtp://www.topseo.net, you get to the payment page, then click the paypal button, then you log into yourt paypal account and pay. You will have the option to add a credit card for a funding source. 

66.90.75.96:  ok 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Which email list are you interested in? 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Did you see our latest addition, the Billion emails package? http://www.topseo.net/buy-email-address-lists/prodView.asp?idProduct=53 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  We also have a 200 million emails package, http://www.topseo.net/buy-email-address-lists/prodView.asp?idProduct=38 

66.90.75.96:  hold on let me try that first  

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Ok. 

66.90.75.96:  hello there 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Hello again 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  :) 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Did you find what you were looking for? 

66.90.75.96:  yes i paid with my paypal now 

66.90.75.96:  but i never find any link to download 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  I am not showing any payment received. 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  What is your order number? 

66.90.75.96:  check this i got from your site 

66.90.75.96:  As soon as we have received and verified your payment, we will complete your order and update your order's status. Please note that you can check on your order's status by logging on to your Account and clicking on the order. 

66.90.75.96:   Order TOPSEO-411  

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Ok, if you didn't get the "Your order was paid" email, that means paypal have intercepted the payment and are scrutinizing it with their fraud filters. I will look into it now. 

66.90.75.96:  oh  

66.90.75.96:  how tht should be 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  What telephone number can we reach you at? 

66.90.75.96:  oh i see pending now 

66.90.75.96:  8169845811 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  That phone number doesn't work. 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Please call me, 941.840.1259 

66.90.75.96:  okay i will 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Are you going to call back without your caller id blocked? 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Hello? 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  

(This is a conversation inside a conversation. I was messaging with a friend of mine about the deal, and pasted it into the live chat to let the scammer know that we were talking about him being a scammer, without me actually calling him one.)

Rickey Helsel says:
Hey man.
TimMathews.com says: Good norning. Just getting to work?
Rickey Helsel says:
Nah, I've been here for about 15 minutes. People were waiting at the door....
TimMathews.com says: Right on, we just got a 250 in, but I think it is fraud. PP didn't hold it, but I have...
Rickey Helsel says: I see. I hope it's not
.TimMathews.com says: I think it is. IP address doesn't match location, I called the #, and straight to vm. I told the person to call me, we are on live chat, and he called 5 minutes later from a choppy line, call id blocked... too many red flags.
Rickey Helsel says: Yeah, for sure.
TimMathews.com says: So, at this point, I am going to leave the payment in paypal, continue to try to get hold of the actual person who owns the paypal account and go from there. If it is legit, I will release the dl. If it is not, I will refund the payment. 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Well, what do you want me to do? 

66.90.75.96:  hey sorry i went to restroom sorry again 

66.90.75.96:  i jts need the link to down load the email i order for  

66.90.75.96:  and if you people did't want o sell for me no probelm you can refound my money into my card ok? 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Paypal have called me, I gave them your email address, focussolution1999@yahoo.com and hanna_richard01@yahoo.com. I have also provided them with your IP address, 66.90.75.96 and given them access to my vonage online account so they can trace the telephone number you called from. 

66.90.75.96:  i can do morthan wht i hv done today ok? 

66.90.75.96:  okay fine 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  I hope everything is fine, I want you to be able to send maisl. 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  mails* 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  We can only wait until paypal resolve it at this point. 

66.90.75.96:  so are u not going to the link for my order now please 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  I can't send you the link until paypal release the funds to me. Do you think we are absolutely RETARDED? 

66.90.75.96:  i hv my card with paypal so what do u want me to give u again  

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  No, I need to wait until paypal release the funds to me. Their fraud detection & prevention team called me and they are holding the funds until their investigation is complete. 

66.90.75.96:  but i told u already i just need to use the emails right now but if its not okay with u no problem 

66.90.75.96:  okay no problem 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  I can certainly understand your urgency, you are truly insane if you think we will release the download before we receive payment. 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Do you understand the situation? 

66.90.75.96:  yes yes i do 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Fantastic. I will call you on 816.984.5811 and tell you how to download the 200 million email addresses. Thank you! 

66.90.75.96:  ok 

66.90.75.96:  do u hv my found now? 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  I do not understand jibberish. What did you ask? 

66.90.75.96:  do you have my found now be course i want to change my mind and look for somewhere else to buy from right now 

66.90.75.96:  i,m tire here  

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Do I have your found now? LOL! Change your mind all you want. 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Yeah, buying email addresses with stolen paypal accounts and stolen credit cards is hard work 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  I can understand why you would be so tired. 

66.90.75.96:  i,m just like to know  

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  im tire too.  

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  tire of morons thinking they can get one over on me. I'm 1337, I will 0wnzed you. I am the famous bloody gums botbyl! 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Don't you know who I am? 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Why did you get so quiet again? 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Google translator having a bit of trouble with those last couple of messages? 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Hello? 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  McFly? 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Are you there McFly? 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  I have news for you! 

Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Hello, it is about the email address list you want to download... 

The visitor has left the chat. 

The chat is ended 

Now we did get the payment, and paypal have did not flag it as fraud. But, only time will tell. As soon as we withdrew the payment into our company account, paypal flagged it, stopped the deposit and refunded it to the unfortunate lady's credit card.

All is well that ends well.

I once read of a man who was a tight rope walker... His story inspired me very much. Below is that story:

Jean François Gravelet, "The Great Charles Blondin", was a famous French tightrope walker and acrobat.

Many people put their faith into people every day. I am often praised and told I can accomplish anything. I am told I can do very well. All I need is for someone to get into my wheel barrow...

Do you want to get into the wheelbarrow?

This is a new idea for TopSEO.net, what do you think about the looks of it?

Please wait for a site operator to respond ...
Operator Tim @ TopSEO.net has joined the chat.
Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Hello, how can I help you today?
Customer:  does your list come with names?
Tim @ TopSEO.net:  The lists currently on the site have only email addresses to ensure compatibility with all email sending programs. 
Tim @ TopSEO.net:  We can compile a list for you with Names, if you are interested, however
Customer::  ok sound good are yo guys able to scrape emails off of forums 
Tim @ TopSEO.net:  We do not do forum scraping.
Tim @ TopSEO.net:  We purchase our lists from email brokers, Opt-in subscriber lists and use our own opt-in marketing websites to compile the lists.
Customer::  how do you get your emails??though search?
Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
Customer::  ohh ok i see
Tim @ TopSEO.net:  bhw member?
Customer::  no thats all i wanted to ask will buy a list next week see how it goes 
Customer::  yes
Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Fantastic. You know you can use discount code "blackhatworld" and save 50%.
Tim @ TopSEO.net:  I put that in the forum a week ago. 
Tim @ TopSEO.net:  Good luck.
Tim @ TopSEO.net:  :)
Customer::  great thanks for letting me know 
Tim @ TopSEO.net:  My pleasure. If I can assist you with anything, please let me know.

Waking up in the morning to 5 PAID orders in the inbox is a wonderful thing. It looks as though TopSEO.net is really starting to move now. God bless us all. It was 8 am when I checked the site, and already had 5 paid orders. 4,400 visitors since midnight. Nice. The day has just begun.