Tim Mathews Child Support Fund - Please Donate

Hi All,
I am asking for help with my child support. Times are tough, and my kids need to eat. I am a few bucks behind in child support and could use a bit of help lowering that figure.
So, this is what I came up with: A shameless plea to any and everyone begging for a snippet of cash to help me knock this child support balance down. I do not drink, use drugs or play with prostitutes, so you can't tell me not to spend my money on that. Work is slow, and I need help. Can you help me?

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The paypal donation button killed my site for a minute, I had to remove it. I will figure out how to get it in the post...
So much for a nice joke post. Oh well.